More About MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

i just did this for fun :)

Favorite…

Music; i like lots of bands, but i mostly listen to Maroon 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers (funny name), linkin park, wallflowers, beastie boys, acdc, the offspring, spin doctors, aerosmith, and the notorious b.i.g.

Passtime; Internet, videogames,tv, wrestling my brother, and reading.

Foods; everything except most vegetables.

tv Shows; drake&josh, icarly, mostly any comedies that i dont remember the name of.

subjects; reading, spelling. why? because i know how to do them!

websites; www.clubpenguin.com , www.runescape.com , www.addictinggames.com , ………

least favorite…

Foods; Peas! *yuck*

Subjects; Math! (the horror of every school day).

what am i like?;

i love to laugh!

im pretty much the comedian of the class, and the best part is, i know how to make people laugh without getting in trouble! and my teachers really nice, so i hardly ever get in trouble.

but i never said i didnt do anything bad or stupid once in a while 8)

cool stories;

okay well i was playing with my brother and his friend outside, and they took one of those balls u put in the pool and it soaks up the water, and started throwing it at a dog in someones backyard. i told them to stop, and then i did something really stupid. i walked over to the chained up dog and tried to comfort him. he was on the ground with his backside in the air wagging his tail,and i walked a little closer. he jumped and attacked me!

lucky i have quick reflexes, or else i would have been toast. i jumped back, but i was not unharmed. the dog sunk its two big front teeth into my right thigh, and boy did that hurt!

i went to the hospital that night and got stitches. it took until like 2 in the morning!!!

i got 2 scars on my leg from that. how stupid i act sometimes. this was like a year ago. why did he bite me? i guess he thought he was protecting the house. why would i do something so stupid? i love animals, and i have pet the dog before and it was friendly, but the owner was there walking him.

fun facts;

i once swallowed my tooth because it fell on my frenchfry.

i was trying to get my brother away from me, and i was pretending i was going to use karate to fight him. i was doing random poses and i swung my arm up and smacked myself in the forehead with my cast on! i fell over with a major headache.

once my brothers tooth was loose and it was annoying him, so he started complaining. then he started complaining so much i got irritated and said “ill just smack it out and shut you up” so i grabbed a pillow off the couch and started smacking his head hard. i hit his chin and it popped out on his toungue.

(i was little when this happened) well i was chasing my brother around the house and he ran into the shower and i tickled him. he tried to get out of the bath tub but he tripped and he dipped his hand in the toilet.

(i was little when this happened too, i was like 4)

i was going to the bathroom and i sat on the toilet, or i tried to anyway. the toilet seat was up, so i fell in the toilet.

funny prank ideas;

if u hate school and dont care about getting in trouble, this is a good prank! take some yellow juice (like maybe apple juice or yellow vitamin water) and put some in a bowl. then put the bowl in the freezer and the next day put the frozen juice in a container and bring it to school. take out the frozen jelloish stuff and put it in the school toilet, so when people do a #2, they see it on the frozen stuff that looks like pee and it wont flush!

another one is get some little fireworks things that explode when you pull the strings, and put it under your toilet seat at home, and when the unsuspecting victim sits down, BAM! goes the fireworks and scares the pants off of them!

and then theres always this method of getting back at someone; tell them you are going to nail a plastic cup of water on the wall with your bare hands. they dont believe you? get a plastic cup and fill it with water and get a nail. take the victim to a wall and put the cup up to the wall and pretend to try to nail it on with your hand. then drop the nail and say “could you get that for me please?” when they bend over to get it, pour the water on their head and run!!!

ok just thought of this one;

I was like 8, and my dad had just come home with a toy for us, its was a foot ball, and it had gloves that you can wear and it sticks to the glove. so we were playin with it, and we were about to have a cookout, but my dad knocked over the grill, and the hot coal spilled everywhere. my dad went inside to get something to pick it up with and warned me not to touch the coal. so we just kept playing and then my bro flung it over my head into where the coal spilled. being a curios non listener, i stepped on some coal on purpose and it burned like heck!!!!!


11 Responses to “More About MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

  1. man this guy rocks! 8)

  2. Websites? school Subject.

  3. lol. I really hate to even think how you knew those pranks. =D.

  4. I just found out a prank on the internet. On youtube, there is a vid called “Spooky Car Ad.” It’s extremely freaky.(yes its a pop-up.) Tell the unsuspecting victim these exact words: “Watch the car closely. If you look close enough, you will see a ghostly figure follow the car misteriously. Near the end it looks straight at the camera and utters a strange noise resembleing ‘eeeeeeeeeehoooooomaaaaahaaaaaaa’ SPOOKY!” If you put just the right amount of extra details in what you say, then the victim will not suspect a thing!. now heres how the mini-vid ACTUALLY goes. A bright yellow car makes a winding turn. then the camera gets closer. the car goes another 40 yards-or-so. After that, the car goes behind a tree! after another 2.8 seconds A very freaky greenish face appears and screaams its head off! I suggest if you want to see this video for the first time and not get spooked out by the noise (which at the beginning is nothing at all) then i suggest having the volume at 0 and run to the nearest couch or bed and hide under it and watch at ur own will. When my dad showeed it to me for the first time when i was 6, i never trusted the internet again. uuuuuuhg i makes me shiver just thinking about it!

  5. My mom just reminded me of the time i was at the White Sox game and was just about to get an autograph from my idol Paul Konerko whan the game was over. so i walked over too a souvenier shop and bought a little mini-bat thingy so then when i came out i started walking over to the autograph booth. When i was in line i felt a hand on my shoulder and saw a man whjo took my bat! so i yelled at him and called him a jerk and then at that very moment he told me he was……er….you-know-who ( it scares me to say his name now!) See! i can be stupid too! :lol:

  6. k. i guess its my turn…..greattt. lol. Ok. I really really dislike spiders. I came home from school and in my garage i saw this little spider. So i took this shovel and started beating the spider then i swept it into my neighbors yard lol. Once my Aunt drove over a spider with her car.

    this isnt funny but i stink at art.

  7. awww poor spider. poor shovel too. :)

  8. Who likes baseball??? I do. ( Go Sox!!! )

  9. Yeah! My Baseball season is over!!! well… actually for two weeks :( startin a new season soon. ill try and be on as much as possible for these next couple of days. :arrow: Iz Toast :!:

  10. It’s times like these when I fell pretty pathetic. Ok, so whenever I look at comments on youtube like Lmao, I really have to think about it. I used to think Lmao was Losers Might Attack Oranges. My friend Brian (Brian says hi :D ) told me what it really is: Laughing My :evil: Off. Pathetic isnt it?

  11. Man, I haven’t talked to you, in what 1 month? Ha ha that’s a long time for me. Yo you people gotta email. It’s melissalovescats11@yahoo.com

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